Piss Off Perfect Retreat
May 1st - 4th, 2025

Welcome to the transformative journey of our retreat, where spiritual growth intertwines with life-changing experiences. Led by the insightful guidance of Jessica and Michelle, our workshops delve deep into the essence of your being, offering mental and emotional release work to liberate you from the shackles of perfectionism.

Go on a journey of self-discovery amidst the rugged beauty of Colorado's Mountains. Embrace your essence as we delve into mindfulness practices, workshops, activities, and authentic connections with like-minded individuals.

Leave behind the pressures of perfection and immerse yourself in a transformative experience focused on self-acceptance, growth, and finding beauty in life's unpolished moments.

Experience the power of energy work, optional yoga, stretching, and kickboxing sessions to rejuvenate your body, while sound healing sessions soothe your soul amidst the serene landscapes of Colorado.

Indulge in chef-prepared meals that nourish both the body and spirit, as you bask in the pampering that this retreat offers at every turn.

Embrace the opportunity to understand the roots of your behaviors, release hurt and resentment, and cultivate forgiveness for yourself and others. Break free from the confines of control as you learn to color outside the lines, get unstuck, and rediscover the joy and fulfillment that lie within.

Forge connections within our Sacred Soul Sister Circle, finding support, laughter, and profound moments of self-discovery. Rest, rejuvenate, and know deeply that you are already enough, worthy of love and acceptance exactly as you are.

In the embrace of this sacred space, fall in love with yourself anew, finding peace, joy, and the freedom to embrace imperfection as a beautiful part of your journey. A retreat where transformation begins and self-love blossoms.

What's Included:
Accommodations for 3 nights/4 days In a Luxury AirBandB
Delicious & Healthy Meals and Snacks Provided By Our Private Chef, Heather
Drinks - Water, Coffee, Tea, Adult Beverages
Welcome Ceremony
Workshop Sessions With Jessica & Michelle
Mental & Emotional Release ® of Limiting Beliefs, Anxiety, Anger, Sadness, Fear, Guilt, Shame & Other Emotions.
Honoring Ceremony
Ho'oponopono Forgiveness Ceremony
Celebration of the Divine Feminine
Sound Healing Sessions With Christina
Optional Daily Gentle Yoga With Sherri
Optional Kickboxing With Maureen
Enneagram Assessment, Full Report & Enneagram Foundations Webinar
Plenty of Free Time to Rest, Hike, Hot Tub, or Whatever You Love.
Take Home Gifts, Community, Connection and Fun.
And So Much More...
This Retreat is curated with Intention and Love!

Join us! Our team is ready for you!

Luxury Accommodations

Discover a world of unparalleled opulence, where every moment is a celebration of exquisite living. Piss Off Perfect invites you to indulge in a haven of pure luxury, whether you're looking for a cozy bunk bed retreat or a lavish private suite that redefines the meaning of "perfection."

**Private Suites, Unmatched Elegance**

For those who seek the epitome of luxury, our private suites are a sanctuary of grandeur. Each suite is a masterpiece of elegance and sophistication, offering you a resplendent space where your every whim is catered to.

Step inside your private haven, adorned with lavish furnishings, a king-sized or Queen bed adorned with the finest linens, and a some rooms have panoramic view that will take your breath away. The spacious design and meticulous attention to detail will leave you awestruck.

**Luxury Bathrooms**

Piss Off Perfect prides itself on pampering guests with world-class amenities, and our private suites boast exquisite bathrooms that are nothing short of a spa-like sanctuary. Deep soaking tubs, rainfall showers transform your morning routine into a ritual of rejuvenation and tranquility.

**Bunk Bed Bliss**

Our Queen bunk bed accommodations aren't just any bunk beds – they're a harmonious fusion of comfort and style. At Piss Off Perfect, we've reimagined the traditional bunk bed experience, transforming it into an elevated, dreamlike retreat. Each Queen bunk is equipped with sumptuous linens, premium mattresses, and a personal reading light and a television, ensuring your utmost comfort and privacy.

As you lay your head down in your own private space, you'll drift into a world of serene relaxation. The tranquility within our bunk beds is unmatched, allowing you to enjoy the blissful nights you deserve.

Luxury AirBnB in Copper Mountain, Colorado